Her love it knows no boundaries
I buy for her a cat
My darling keeps a basking shark
In her woolly hat
How many sticklebacks
Are beat up by the frogs ?
My dearest keeps her worn out stones
Underneath her logs
Her touch is like ...a million tons
of rubble from the moon
To charm a thousand dragonflies
Like buckshot as they swoon
I walked across the ocean
To breed her for a while
Out in the Antarctic
Zebra's que-ing..for a mile !!
My darling sweetlips Octopus
Oh come and marry me ?
But dog said " I FORBID IT " !!
So i'll have to wait and see
Or shack up with a Tortoise
Whose name is Ethel bytheweight
I think i have... should go now
Cos ...she always makes me late !!
I set adrift my chocolate log
on seas of peas and cream
laughing as my head fell off
I dreamt...the strangest dream