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Life's Facebook Profile

Overview:

 

-Birthday: ∞

 

-Studied everything at The School of...

 

-Lives in ∞

 

-Gender: Seriously?

 

-Religious Views: Tolerant Chaos

 

-Political Views: Ambivalently Apathetic Anarchy

 

Family And Relationships:

-Relationship: It's complicated

 

-Family Members: Everyone Ever

 

Details About You:

 

*I am. We are. It is. Impossible to forget but hard to remember. Remember that time you found some money on the ground? That was me. Remember that time you got so sick you thought you puked your actual brains out? Sorry about that.

 

I love you go to hell.

 

To be honest I'm still surprised I'm alive after all the crazy **** I've done to myself over the years from nuclear ****** bombs to snorting the ground up bones of warring people and all that jazz. Oh yeah, not to mention those times I've caught asteroids with my face.*

 

Favorite Quotes:

 

Wind, Farts, ******* Laughter.

 

Life Events:

 

Shit...where do I start?

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brycical
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Oct 7, 2015
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