Small animals died
large ones passed out
it's got a big punch
it's got lots of clout
He's a farting machine
full gaseous and ripe
like wind from a cesspool
sewage escaping from pipe
They know him too well
in the shops and the stores
patrons and workers screaming
"no mas, no more!"
He's banned at the DMV
the post office a notice on door
Postmaster in large Arial type
"there's some things we just
can't ignore"
Dec 12, 2019
Dec 12, 2019 at 3:40 PM UTC
Small animals died
large ones passed out
it's got a big punch
it's got lots of clout
He's a farting machine
full gaseous and ripe
like wind from a cesspool
sewage escaping from pipe
They know him too well
in the shops and the stores
patrons and workers screaming
"no mas, no more!"
He's banned at the DMV
the post office a notice on door
Postmaster in large Arial type
"there's some things we just
can't ignore"
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