I went to Old Saint Rick today
And here's what he had to say:
Two poems a day to keep the sadness away
- one to laugh at
- one to keep my ailments thin
Two songs to sing to keep my voice loud and proud
- one to practice vibrato
- one to make my voice crack
Two good acts to keep my feet on the ground
- one hello to a stranger
- one to keep cash away from fingers
And he said bananas and vegetables wouldn't hurt either.
I'm glad I listened when I saw Saint Rick,
because his handwriting, uh, isn't that chic.
Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 10:25 AM UTC
I went to Old Saint Rick today
And here's what he had to say:
Two poems a day to keep the sadness away
- one to laugh at
- one to keep my ailments thin
Two songs to sing to keep my voice loud and proud
- one to practice vibrato
- one to make my voice crack
Two good acts to keep my feet on the ground
- one hello to a stranger
- one to keep cash away from fingers
And he said bananas and vegetables wouldn't hurt either.
I'm glad I listened when I saw Saint Rick,
because his handwriting, uh, isn't that chic.
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