When Jesus ate asparagus
Did his *** smell like mine;
When he ate a plate of cabbage,
As was often in his habit,
You didn't sense Divinity
In sublime proximity.
When he talked of sowing seeds,
Did the Magdalene accede ?
I know this sounds quite absurd
Talking about the living Word,
But when he ate a plate of beets
His ***** incarnadined.
(Perhaps that's how he made the wine).
And when he had a private dump
He wiped with The Roman Times.
Did Jesus use a hankie
When he blew his nose,
Or did he place two fingers there,
They say God only knows.
Or if he thought he wasn't seen,
He might well use his gaberdine.
When he bathed in Jordan,
Did he clip his toes?
I haven't read this anywhere,
The Bible won't disclose.
Yes, he really was a man,
Doing the same, as I Am.
If he were here,
We could be friends,
We'd hear a joke,
Crack a cask,
Share a smoke.
I don't believe
We'd say Amen.
Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 7:18 AM UTC
When Jesus ate asparagus
Did his *** smell like mine;
When he ate a plate of cabbage,
As was often in his habit,
You didn't sense Divinity
In sublime proximity.
When he talked of sowing seeds,
Did the Magdalene accede ?
I know this sounds quite absurd
Talking about the living Word,
But when he ate a plate of beets
His ***** incarnadined.
(Perhaps that's how he made the wine).
And when he had a private dump
He wiped with The Roman Times.
Did Jesus use a hankie
When he blew his nose,
Or did he place two fingers there,
They say God only knows.
Or if he thought he wasn't seen,
He might well use his gaberdine.
When he bathed in Jordan,
Did he clip his toes?
I haven't read this anywhere,
The Bible won't disclose.
Yes, he really was a man,
Doing the same, as I Am.
If he were here,
We could be friends,
We'd hear a joke,
Crack a cask,
Share a smoke.
I don't believe
We'd say Amen.
I know. I'm ******
