had to
give a speech
at a funeral,
tried to leave them laughing,
happy to be sad.
but i done it.
whipped those rivulets
back up and into
those emptying tear ducts.
bring on the next act,
be prepared, scouts,
to exercise your
laughs lines.
you see,
when the deceased
and me,
walked twenty paces
behind you,
close enough that y'all
could not hear,
we cackled and cracked jokes,
in joyous wonderment
of our own foibles,
drunk silly on our silliness.
the jokes went from
bad to worse,
the worse it got,
the harder
we laughed.
so i ask you this?
did you're hear the one about
the grandpa
who asked his grandchild,
could he possibly source
a little yellow pill,
in return for
twenty bucks
under his pillow?
Sure, said the grandchild,
he knew where
his dad kept,
hid his stash,
free cash.
Next morning,
the child found
$120 bucks
underneath his pillow.
asked his grandpa,
what's the story, gramps?
the twenty was from me,
as agreed.
the hundred dollar bill, well,
that was from Grandma.
a true story, maybe.
so long grandpa,
thanks for the good advice,
always leave 'em laughing!
then he broke down,
weeping inconsolable.
Nov 23, 2013
Nov 23, 2013 at 10:41 AM UTC
had to
give a speech
at a funeral,
tried to leave them laughing,
happy to be sad.
but i done it.
whipped those rivulets
back up and into
those emptying tear ducts.
bring on the next act,
be prepared, scouts,
to exercise your
laughs lines.
you see,
when the deceased
and me,
walked twenty paces
behind you,
close enough that y'all
could not hear,
we cackled and cracked jokes,
in joyous wonderment
of our own foibles,
drunk silly on our silliness.
the jokes went from
bad to worse,
the worse it got,
the harder
we laughed.
so i ask you this?
did you're hear the one about
the grandpa
who asked his grandchild,
could he possibly source
a little yellow pill,
in return for
twenty bucks
under his pillow?
Sure, said the grandchild,
he knew where
his dad kept,
hid his stash,
free cash.
Next morning,
the child found
$120 bucks
underneath his pillow.
asked his grandpa,
what's the story, gramps?
the twenty was from me,
as agreed.
the hundred dollar bill, well,
that was from Grandma.
a true story, maybe.
so long grandpa,
thanks for the good advice,
always leave 'em laughing!
then he broke down,
weeping inconsolable.
11/23/13
David! I am the grandpa in this poem, which I prepared for my grandson who is now but a baby. So when that day rolls around, he won't have to struggle to find the right words.
Request permission to use this poem