So this New Boy just graduated
from The Top University and Full Honors
and all that jazz and the Right Degrees
(none of the arts and philosophy and poetry
and all that crap)
walks into Supreme Office
for his interview
and the HR and PR and Admin and the CEO
and the SR and the RR and DDR and the RRRR
(don’t ask me what they are – they just are rrrrrr)
and so the CEO asks our Golden Child Prodigy:
*“You got all the top degrees and qualifications
You’re the brightest mind just out of University –
what’d do you expect for pay here at Supreme Office
if you make it to a chair and table?”*
*“A pay that will put $100K in my pocket
to take home the first year, and it will be more
each passing year”*
“What about,” says the CEO, with that cold smile
that matches the Golden Boy’s enamel smile
*“if I said we offer you above that
and a month’s paid leave, a secretary
and a room all to yourself and chauffer-driven car
even in the weekends
and all medical, insurance
dental and tropical vacations all paid for?
What’d do you say?”*
“You’re kidding, right?” says Bright Kid Business Mozart
with that rising-star lean and sneer
“Of course I am,” says the CEO
“But don’t blame me for the joke – you started it…”
Apr 12, 2014
Apr 12, 2014 at 3:30 AM UTC
So this New Boy just graduated
from The Top University and Full Honors
and all that jazz and the Right Degrees
(none of the arts and philosophy and poetry
and all that crap)
walks into Supreme Office
for his interview
and the HR and PR and Admin and the CEO
and the SR and the RR and DDR and the RRRR
(don’t ask me what they are – they just are rrrrrr)
and so the CEO asks our Golden Child Prodigy:
*“You got all the top degrees and qualifications
You’re the brightest mind just out of University –
what’d do you expect for pay here at Supreme Office
if you make it to a chair and table?”*
*“A pay that will put $100K in my pocket
to take home the first year, and it will be more
each passing year”*
“What about,” says the CEO, with that cold smile
that matches the Golden Boy’s enamel smile
*“if I said we offer you above that
and a month’s paid leave, a secretary
and a room all to yourself and chauffer-driven car
even in the weekends
and all medical, insurance
dental and tropical vacations all paid for?
What’d do you say?”*
“You’re kidding, right?” says Bright Kid Business Mozart
with that rising-star lean and sneer
“Of course I am,” says the CEO
“But don’t blame me for the joke – you started it…”
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