SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
The record player was left on last night.
It's almost broken, but nothing a little
duct tape can't fix.
SHUT UP I'M NOT LISTENING
He's calling and calling and calling
but I'm too busy to answer, I'm sorry.
You can call back when I get out of these diapers.
For now, though, I'll just sit in my
filth.