Little Miss Muffle
Got into a scuffle
Which ended a terrible mess.
She was beaten and *****
While videotaped
And left in the forest undressed.
Then along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And started to ****** her breast.
But it really went south
When it crawled in her mouth
And its babies burst out of her chest.
Sep 12, 2012
Sep 12, 2012 at 7:24 PM UTC
Little Miss Muffle
Got into a scuffle
Which ended a terrible mess.
She was beaten and *****
While videotaped
And left in the forest undressed.
Then along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And started to ****** her breast.
But it really went south
When it crawled in her mouth
And its babies burst out of her chest.
Nature can be relentless... and it really doesn't give a **** about you. Really. Save a whale today, get eaten by a shark tomorrow. So it goes.
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