There was a young man from Ceylon Another man from Sri Lanka
Whose turkey went on and on Penned an original tanka
Each piece on his plate With himself he was pleased
He dutifully ate But his friends they just teased
Till every morsel was gone And called him a silly old....wally
Turkey in soup, turkey in curry,turkey in sandwiches when in a hurry,turkey for breakfast,turkey for tea, fed up with turkey soon I shall be. Ways to eat turkey different and clever, man this turkey goes on for ever. Can we have something else now please, put the rest in containers to freeze.
Dec 27, 2012
Dec 27, 2012 at 3:46 AM UTC
There was a young man from Ceylon Another man from Sri Lanka
Whose turkey went on and on Penned an original tanka
Each piece on his plate With himself he was pleased
He dutifully ate But his friends they just teased
Till every morsel was gone And called him a silly old....wally
Turkey in soup, turkey in curry,turkey in sandwiches when in a hurry,turkey for breakfast,turkey for tea, fed up with turkey soon I shall be. Ways to eat turkey different and clever, man this turkey goes on for ever. Can we have something else now please, put the rest in containers to freeze.
A splendid old man from Argyle
Spoke of his ghosts with a smile
'They're like you and me
So I just leave them be
You get used to them after a while'
