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Who wins? Ask yourself this "With all the conflict in the world... Who wins?" Where is our Ghandi? Where is our Mother Theresa? Fighting for entertainment... Cowboys and Indians Home Alone Wrestling War games Call of Duty Action movies Saw Boxing Martial arts UFC War Destruction Death Now, think of a boxing ring Or more like an ultimate fighting ring But with weapons And nobody leaves until one of them is dead Now imagine Ghandi in the red corner And Theresa in the blue corner Now ask yourself the big question Ding ding Who would win in a fight between Ghandi and Mother Theresa? They're both small in stature and inexperienced (Admittedly, they're both dead too Let's ignore that minor inconvenience for now) I reckon Theresa would kick Ghandi's *** There's got to be some pent up frustration from all those years of nunning around and no *** Plus girls fight ***** (maybe not all girls, but my sister used to hit me on the head with a cup) And Ghandi chose peace He wanted to change things Theresa did it for a higher power And now she's dead I bet she's well annoyed! I bet she kept the Mother title though But now it has a different meaning "Who're you?" Says Ghandi "Your Mother" Boom!!! Smack down! But I ask you this... "Who wins?" It's princess Diana. She snuck round the back while they were both distracted.
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Apr 18, 2016
Apr 18, 2016 at 2:13 PM UTC
Fighting... Who wins?
Who wins? Ask yourself this "With all the conflict in the world... Who wins?" Where is our Ghandi? Where is our Mother Theresa? Fighting for entertainment... Cowboys and Indians Home Alone Wrestling War games Call of Duty Action movies Saw Boxing Martial arts UFC War Destruction Death Now, think of a boxing ring Or more like an ultimate fighting ring But with weapons And nobody leaves until one of them is dead Now imagine Ghandi in the red corner And Theresa in the blue corner Now ask yourself the big question Ding ding Who would win in a fight between Ghandi and Mother Theresa? They're both small in stature and inexperienced (Admittedly, they're both dead too Let's ignore that minor inconvenience for now) I reckon Theresa would kick Ghandi's *** There's got to be some pent up frustration from all those years of nunning around and no *** Plus girls fight ***** (maybe not all girls, but my sister used to hit me on the head with a cup) And Ghandi chose peace He wanted to change things Theresa did it for a higher power And now she's dead I bet she's well annoyed! I bet she kept the Mother title though But now it has a different meaning "Who're you?" Says Ghandi "Your Mother" Boom!!! Smack down! But I ask you this... "Who wins?" It's princess Diana. She snuck round the back while they were both distracted.
This is what happens when I get bored.
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matthew-james
Apr 18, 2016
Apr 18, 2016 at 2:13 PM UTC
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