Oh, How I love thee, King Burger.
Even after your whopper and shake,
It is a surprise no one will ******
You for not having cake.
Maybe you should marry
A gal who can finely cook
A tasty dish out of dairy
And make her a queen to look.
Live in a castle so large
Colored white all around
Much more grand than a barge
To a peasant t’would astound
These are the things I should love
As fast food is a gift from above.
Sep 7, 2013
Sep 7, 2013 at 7:38 AM UTC
Oh, How I love thee, King Burger.
Even after your whopper and shake,
It is a surprise no one will ******
You for not having cake.
Maybe you should marry
A gal who can finely cook
A tasty dish out of dairy
And make her a queen to look.
Live in a castle so large
Colored white all around
Much more grand than a barge
To a peasant t’would astound
These are the things I should love
As fast food is a gift from above.
I made this when i was either a junior or senior in high school.
