Are you hiring?
Back Ground Check?
Before I apply can you give me a clue?
If I was once bad am I certainly *******
Questionable military discharge?
Jail and prison and more,
But after all, I just need a job in one of you many
profitable stores!
Yes I once sold drugs
and yet I was never a ****
I applied for a simple job at Dollar General and all a sudden I’m on trial.
I guess that’s why
I haven’t had a job in a while.
Nov 2, 2025
Nov 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM UTC
Are you hiring?
Back Ground Check?
Before I apply can you give me a clue?
If I was once bad am I certainly *******
Questionable military discharge?
Jail and prison and more,
But after all, I just need a job in one of you many
profitable stores!
Yes I once sold drugs
and yet I was never a ****
I applied for a simple job at Dollar General and all a sudden I’m on trial.
I guess that’s why
I haven’t had a job in a while.
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