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If ya fixin' to start the party in a hurry it's ******* before alcohol! If ya fixin' to stop the party in a hurry it's ******* after alcohol!
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 12:46 PM UTC
Remember, kids! [PSA]
If ya fixin' to start the party in a hurry it's ******* before alcohol! If ya fixin' to stop the party in a hurry it's ******* after alcohol!
As Steel Panther frontman Michael Starr says: "If you're gonna drink and drive, do a bump of coke first to sober you up. Be responsible for christsake!"
#alcohol#advice#vice#joke
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Jan 16, 2016
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