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Don Caliente, From the distant places where Men are men, And rumored ,the women are also Women. And so he has come riding his Motor scooter with his khaki pants And thong sandals, The checkered shirt that drives Deer wild, and just enough unbuttoned To see the neanderthal hair below.       He is smooth with the chikas, The scent of raspberry floats In the air, his favorite snow cone, And it drives women wild, Well the children anyway, They begin searching for the raspa man.    He is considered a ladies man, Some call him stalker, He just likes to be consistent.     Yes Don Caliente, With his golden smile, Others argue its yellow tarter, But still he smiles away!    His metal nerves as he approaches The married women, His rubber jaw as he gets knocked Out by the husbands,    Ay! Don Caliente, No is never an option!
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Feb 26, 2016
Feb 26, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC
Ode To Don Caliente
Don Caliente, From the distant places where Men are men, And rumored ,the women are also Women. And so he has come riding his Motor scooter with his khaki pants And thong sandals, The checkered shirt that drives Deer wild, and just enough unbuttoned To see the neanderthal hair below.       He is smooth with the chikas, The scent of raspberry floats In the air, his favorite snow cone, And it drives women wild, Well the children anyway, They begin searching for the raspa man.    He is considered a ladies man, Some call him stalker, He just likes to be consistent.     Yes Don Caliente, With his golden smile, Others argue its yellow tarter, But still he smiles away!    His metal nerves as he approaches The married women, His rubber jaw as he gets knocked Out by the husbands,    Ay! Don Caliente, No is never an option!
Smile, its Friday!
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Feb 26, 2016
Feb 26, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC
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