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The cameras were set  the madman of Hello after snorting so sinus powder was hopped up like a fat kid in a cake factory. So Gonzo any thoughts on the new HP? Gonzo. Well always new they'd find a way to steal my thoughts and secertly mentally **** me and kidnap Mr pickles! Ummm Gonzo Yeah I know thats why im only taking pills from trusted drug dealers like Mother Terresa, And Capt Grabby Hands Are you okay? Gonzo. hmmm  what's it all mean dear lady? sure you  capture me drag me to your dungeon have your way with me take some pics update your facebook status like anyone gives A ****  what you eat for dinner or your a lonley cat lady. but honestly who doest like pussy?' *** your insane and put that away! Gonzo. What i was just getting my trusty  pocket fisherman and my invisble anti earth crab spray. I dont even wanna know. Gonzo. hey ive learned always bring protection no matter how they look the flying monkeys are everywhere!     Ummm do you need help? Gonzo. Ever **** next a man who has no sense of smell  yeah kinda takes all the fun out of it kinda like  some new changes. do like magic miss? Ummm well . Gonzo. check your cooler. Theres nothing in it. Gonzo. MAGIC Now call your sister i bet she's gonna have a baby. Wow how did you know that? Magic? Gonzo. no we've been  having fun after that annoying husban of her's finally goes to work. Hey he's coming over and he ses he's gonna. Hey where'd you go? The interviewers  cell rings. Hello? Gonzo. Magic!
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Mar 2, 2011
Mar 2, 2011 at 6:45 PM UTC
A Interview With A Madman/No Not Charlie Sheen
The cameras were set  the madman of Hello after snorting so sinus powder was hopped up like a fat kid in a cake factory. So Gonzo any thoughts on the new HP? Gonzo. Well always new they'd find a way to steal my thoughts and secertly mentally **** me and kidnap Mr pickles! Ummm Gonzo Yeah I know thats why im only taking pills from trusted drug dealers like Mother Terresa, And Capt Grabby Hands Are you okay? Gonzo. hmmm  what's it all mean dear lady? sure you  capture me drag me to your dungeon have your way with me take some pics update your facebook status like anyone gives A ****  what you eat for dinner or your a lonley cat lady. but honestly who doest like pussy?' *** your insane and put that away! Gonzo. What i was just getting my trusty  pocket fisherman and my invisble anti earth crab spray. I dont even wanna know. Gonzo. hey ive learned always bring protection no matter how they look the flying monkeys are everywhere!     Ummm do you need help? Gonzo. Ever **** next a man who has no sense of smell  yeah kinda takes all the fun out of it kinda like  some new changes. do like magic miss? Ummm well . Gonzo. check your cooler. Theres nothing in it. Gonzo. MAGIC Now call your sister i bet she's gonna have a baby. Wow how did you know that? Magic? Gonzo. no we've been  having fun after that annoying husban of her's finally goes to work. Hey he's coming over and he ses he's gonna. Hey where'd you go? The interviewers  cell rings. Hello? Gonzo. Magic!
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Mar 2, 2011
Mar 2, 2011 at 6:45 PM UTC
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