There is a man without a name
He bathes in Irish cream
Then summersaults through the mud
And screams out loud he's clean
He slurps his food and chews his drinks
And dances in his sleep
He walks around with two hats on
Backwards on his feet
He's never used computers
'cuz he can't type with his toes
The only way he hears music
Is with headphones on his nose
He's only met a zebra that was brown
And had no stripes
He'll wash its hair and give it care
Because it is his wife
He feeds his car some breakfast
And drives his dog to work
He packs a lunch that's just a note
And all it says is "jerk"
Mar 23
Mar 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM UTC
There is a man without a name
He bathes in Irish cream
Then summersaults through the mud
And screams out loud he's clean
He slurps his food and chews his drinks
And dances in his sleep
He walks around with two hats on
Backwards on his feet
He's never used computers
'cuz he can't type with his toes
The only way he hears music
Is with headphones on his nose
He's only met a zebra that was brown
And had no stripes
He'll wash its hair and give it care
Because it is his wife
He feeds his car some breakfast
And drives his dog to work
He packs a lunch that's just a note
And all it says is "jerk"