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15 Steps to an Obligation-Free ****** : A women's guide

1.Go out alone. Don't arrive with an obnoxious group of friends that don't get out enough. That's what girls nights out are for.

 

2. Wear something neutral. Don't put too much time into getting ready. Keep it classy. No ****** heels.

 

(btw ...these time tested and ***** approved instructions are for when you are in need of company only. If you are looking for a relationship, love, or some serious life partner, these instructions will not be of use to you. Trust me on that. )

 

3. Stay away from cheesy dives, go with hotel lounges, (lots of middle aged conference men there away from their wives just waiting to take full advantage of their freedom. It also allows u to avoid driving anywhere with a complete stranger.)

 

4. Walk in with your eyes down and not too quickly.

 

5. Sit at the bar...right in the center.

 

6. Order whatever you really want.

 

7. Scan the room only once or twice.

 

8. Choose your victim ( whatever you fancy) and make eye contact.

 

9. Shift your hips slightly in your seat as if u are already turned on , then look away.

 

10. Wait to be approached.

 

11. Make the social introductions but keep small talk to a minimum. He doesn't need to know where u were born or what u do for a living or likewise.

 

12. Ask to go to his room.

 

13. Let him think he's in charge until you get there.

 

14. Then just simply undress, take the top position, place his arms over his head and apply full rocking body weight at all times until your finished.

 

15. Calmly dress and leave. You can offer a simple "thank you," if you must. (I usually do not), however, never give your real name or leave a number...not even a fake one.

Just go.

It's pretty simple really.

(Safe *** of course...always a must :-))

 

Always interested in hearing other's techniques...please feel free to share.

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