Tea is, in essence, ******* ******* amazing**.
Black, Green, White, Herbal, Oolong, Pu-erh; in blends or pure, **** it don't matter!
Each type has it's time and place, and all of it is ******* incredible.
**Optional, but Highly recommended:**
Apprehend a badass cup and fill that **** with yo' favorite motherfuckin' Tea
then spill a healthy dose of your favorite Whiskey/Brandy in that ****
and squeeze the **** out of some Lemon above that ****
and, if desired, stir up some swank-ass Honey in that ****
then finally sip yo' ******** to a higher state of being, motherfuckas!
Oct 11, 2013
Oct 11, 2013 at 2:07 PM UTC
Tea is, in essence, ******* ******* amazing**.
Black, Green, White, Herbal, Oolong, Pu-erh; in blends or pure, **** it don't matter!
Each type has it's time and place, and all of it is ******* incredible.
**Optional, but Highly recommended:**
Apprehend a badass cup and fill that **** with yo' favorite motherfuckin' Tea
then spill a healthy dose of your favorite Whiskey/Brandy in that ****
and squeeze the **** out of some Lemon above that ****
and, if desired, stir up some swank-ass Honey in that ****
then finally sip yo' ******** to a higher state of being, motherfuckas!
And there you have it. The ungodly (amazing) thing of which I spake is known as a "Hot Toddy":
Hot Toddys improve the **** out of getting out of, or into, bed when it's cold as **** and they whoop the **** out of sore throats and colds like a- you guessed it: tough-ass no-prisoners-taking second-amendment-abiding ************ ************
If you ain't down to get yo' motherfuckin' drink on via Tea,
then alls I gots to say to you is: "too ******* bad for you, fool"!
You ain't be recognizin' the momentousness of what the **** you be missin', dawg!
Unless it's that you simply don't dig on ***** in yo' Tea an' **** I can dig that. I once was like that but, see; I manned the **** UP, son!
(I feel like Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson needs to narrate this. Or me, but hey. Man's voice can whip out particular expletives with unparalleled tact)
At any ******* rate,
thank you for your time.
I hope this jest was taken seriously where important (WHISKEY IN TEA IS DOPE)
and lightly where motherfuckin' necessary.
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