I’m a weird, little guy
Bananas I like to eat
You know we primates
Like a fruity treat
I’m a monkey with stripes
A true oddity, I must say
A zebra might look at me
And yell, “What the hey?!”
So I’m pretty messed up
With a rip on my side
But what do you expect of me?
To go run off and hide?
And what about my ears?
So you want to make fun?
But it’s none of your business
That I only have one!
It is quite obvious
That I am quite a mess
And with all my monkey shines
I must really confess…..
That I ripped off
My very own ear
But one is JUST FINE!
Your yappin’ I STILL HEAR!
Oct 21, 2013
Oct 21, 2013 at 8:59 PM UTC
I’m a weird, little guy
Bananas I like to eat
You know we primates
Like a fruity treat
I’m a monkey with stripes
A true oddity, I must say
A zebra might look at me
And yell, “What the hey?!”
So I’m pretty messed up
With a rip on my side
But what do you expect of me?
To go run off and hide?
And what about my ears?
So you want to make fun?
But it’s none of your business
That I only have one!
It is quite obvious
That I am quite a mess
And with all my monkey shines
I must really confess…..
That I ripped off
My very own ear
But one is JUST FINE!
Your yappin’ I STILL HEAR!
