That King
He's a wild little critter,
He tries so hard
And he isn't a quitter,
Show him a new trick
And he'll try a hundred times,
Failure is not a concept
To a toddler in his prime.
That King
He's a good kid,
He always looks so innocent
When you ask him what he did,
When pots and pans are on the floor
Along with Kitty and Bunny,
He never looks guilty
Which always makes it funny.
That King he's a lovable punk
If there's one thing he hates it's a bathtub dunk ,
I think I know the cause but I'm not allowed to say it
So I will whisper it to you but please don't relay it.
His parental unit
They don't know Jack,
Regarding caring for new children
They are totally out of whack,
Co-sleeping with their kid
Feeding formula for a year,
And now they've moved on to junk food
We shake our heads and think, oh dear.
The parents shower once a day
And bathe the child once a week,
He isn't trained on high chair or food utensils
She feeds him by hand as if to a bird beak,
She denies her child Pepsi to drink
But offers him chicken Mcnuggets and fries,
He has little interest in normal food
Ya, that's no surprise.
Their idea of play
Means placing him in front of a toy,
Then his parents zone out on their phones
Ignoring their beautiful boy,
They rarely talk to him
Unless it is a reprimand,
These are three-degree parents
So I do not understand.
Now:
Momo and Popo
Are raising him each day,
On average that means 10 hours
Of education and play,
I won't allow that "Miss Rachel"
To be his predominant teacher,
I can't trust that million dollar
YouTube baby preacher.
King might grow up and say
My grandpa talked all the time,
Because Grandpa grew up listening to adults speak to each other
Not distracted by Amazon prime,
And also, Grandpa knows words
That are 150 years old,
Famous writers from the late 1800’s
Were the stories that his parents told.
That King
He is pint sized royalty,
Momo and Popo swear
Absolute loyalty,
To nurture him daily
And treat him with respect,
His parents are still in training
And it is our duty to protect.
Dec 10, 2025
Dec 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM UTC
That King
He's a wild little critter,
He tries so hard
And he isn't a quitter,
Show him a new trick
And he'll try a hundred times,
Failure is not a concept
To a toddler in his prime.
That King
He's a good kid,
He always looks so innocent
When you ask him what he did,
When pots and pans are on the floor
Along with Kitty and Bunny,
He never looks guilty
Which always makes it funny.
That King he's a lovable punk
If there's one thing he hates it's a bathtub dunk ,
I think I know the cause but I'm not allowed to say it
So I will whisper it to you but please don't relay it.
His parental unit
They don't know Jack,
Regarding caring for new children
They are totally out of whack,
Co-sleeping with their kid
Feeding formula for a year,
And now they've moved on to junk food
We shake our heads and think, oh dear.
The parents shower once a day
And bathe the child once a week,
He isn't trained on high chair or food utensils
She feeds him by hand as if to a bird beak,
She denies her child Pepsi to drink
But offers him chicken Mcnuggets and fries,
He has little interest in normal food
Ya, that's no surprise.
Their idea of play
Means placing him in front of a toy,
Then his parents zone out on their phones
Ignoring their beautiful boy,
They rarely talk to him
Unless it is a reprimand,
These are three-degree parents
So I do not understand.
Now:
Momo and Popo
Are raising him each day,
On average that means 10 hours
Of education and play,
I won't allow that "Miss Rachel"
To be his predominant teacher,
I can't trust that million dollar
YouTube baby preacher.
King might grow up and say
My grandpa talked all the time,
Because Grandpa grew up listening to adults speak to each other
Not distracted by Amazon prime,
And also, Grandpa knows words
That are 150 years old,
Famous writers from the late 1800’s
Were the stories that his parents told.
That King
He is pint sized royalty,
Momo and Popo swear
Absolute loyalty,
To nurture him daily
And treat him with respect,
His parents are still in training
And it is our duty to protect.