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The President is writing in ALL CAPS today And that’s all right because caps are okay: They keep his head warm in the winter’s cold He has ‘em in colors: red, white, and gold And an old one in green from Viet-Nam Where he was a-serving 1 of his Uncle Sam Only he didn’t, but that doesn’t matter He’ll dodge the issue with bluster and natter Be grateful he sports his red MAGA cap To cover his head, ‘cause it’s full of                                                                                                                                hair 1 allusion to Kipling's "Gunga Din"
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Aug 1, 2018
Aug 1, 2018 at 4:01 PM UTC
THE PRESIDENT WRITES IN ALL CAPS, but he's not naked or anything
The President is writing in ALL CAPS today And that’s all right because caps are okay: They keep his head warm in the winter’s cold He has ‘em in colors: red, white, and gold And an old one in green from Viet-Nam Where he was a-serving 1 of his Uncle Sam Only he didn’t, but that doesn’t matter He’ll dodge the issue with bluster and natter Be grateful he sports his red MAGA cap To cover his head, ‘cause it’s full of                                                                                                                                hair 1 allusion to Kipling's "Gunga Din"
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Aug 1, 2018
Aug 1, 2018 at 4:01 PM UTC
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