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If I were a lantern I'd light your way I'd keep you company At the end of everyday If I were a kayak I'd get you home safely No matter the weather Currents are rough lately If I were an umbrella I'd keep you dry I may attract lightning But only a few times If I were a chef You'd have perfect dinner Everything so tasty You might start wishing you were thinner If I were a house You'd have a home Cozy at best but You'd never be alone If I were a statue I'd watch over you Perhaps a little eerie But its what I'd like to do If I were a wifi router You'd have unlimited speed No waiting for hours Instantaneously download your needs If I were a lover I'd be the cheesiest one Flowers, chocolates, jokes Whatever you want for fun If I were a millionaire You'd never need a thing I'd take care of all your needs Only a smile you need bring If I were an actor I'd struggle I admit I don't like being fake For you I'd do it for the bit If I were a teapot Your cup would always flow Energized or relaxed Either way I've got honey ready to go If I were an outlet I'd charge your cords Endless hours of digital entertainment so you are never bored If I were in love The ink would fill my pen But it seems I'm not So it's random thoughts until then
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Aug 15, 2025
Aug 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM UTC
The Infinite If
If I were a lantern I'd light your way I'd keep you company At the end of everyday If I were a kayak I'd get you home safely No matter the weather Currents are rough lately If I were an umbrella I'd keep you dry I may attract lightning But only a few times If I were a chef You'd have perfect dinner Everything so tasty You might start wishing you were thinner If I were a house You'd have a home Cozy at best but You'd never be alone If I were a statue I'd watch over you Perhaps a little eerie But its what I'd like to do If I were a wifi router You'd have unlimited speed No waiting for hours Instantaneously download your needs If I were a lover I'd be the cheesiest one Flowers, chocolates, jokes Whatever you want for fun If I were a millionaire You'd never need a thing I'd take care of all your needs Only a smile you need bring If I were an actor I'd struggle I admit I don't like being fake For you I'd do it for the bit If I were a teapot Your cup would always flow Energized or relaxed Either way I've got honey ready to go If I were an outlet I'd charge your cords Endless hours of digital entertainment so you are never bored If I were in love The ink would fill my pen But it seems I'm not So it's random thoughts until then
If I were writers block I'd be scared of me Endless non sensical little thoughts Can all be turned into poetry
Kalliopie
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28/F/Home
Aug 15, 2025
Aug 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM UTC
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