I hate farmville
I don't understand why people put up with shovelware
Pay more money to play our game
Pay us more money to do something monotonous
You grew corn
Way to go.
You're a champion.
Thanks for the $1.99
Fertilizer's great right?
Wouldn't you rather create a fake farm
than make one in real life?
Why use blood, sweat, and tears
when you can pay more money
To play a ****** game for years?
May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 1:37 AM UTC
I hate farmville
I don't understand why people put up with shovelware
Pay more money to play our game
Pay us more money to do something monotonous
You grew corn
Way to go.
You're a champion.
Thanks for the $1.99
Fertilizer's great right?
Wouldn't you rather create a fake farm
than make one in real life?
Why use blood, sweat, and tears
when you can pay more money
To play a ****** game for years?
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