"Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that's out of date.
Use your private parts as piranha bait."
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Wave red at a charging bull.
When it says push, instead, you pull.
Take a handful of pills that you don't know,
Washin' it down with an expired Coke.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
"Get your toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie."
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Don't look left and right 'fore you cross.
In a dreary desert, find yourself lost.
Slip while rock climbin'.
Decide that life's not worth survivin'.
Dumb ways to die,
There's so many dumb ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die.
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.
Fall from a tree.
Get attacked by a swarm of bees.
Dance in a pile of ants.
Refuse cooking from your aunts.
Jump into a tiger's pen.
Find out that you can't swim.
Trip down the stairs.
Find yourself in Dracula's lair.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
May 17
May 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM UTC
"Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that's out of date.
Use your private parts as piranha bait."
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Wave red at a charging bull.
When it says push, instead, you pull.
Take a handful of pills that you don't know,
Washin' it down with an expired Coke.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
"Get your toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie."
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Don't look left and right 'fore you cross.
In a dreary desert, find yourself lost.
Slip while rock climbin'.
Decide that life's not worth survivin'.
Dumb ways to die,
There's so many dumb ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die.
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.
Fall from a tree.
Get attacked by a swarm of bees.
Dance in a pile of ants.
Refuse cooking from your aunts.
Jump into a tiger's pen.
Find out that you can't swim.
Trip down the stairs.
Find yourself in Dracula's lair.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
If you get this reference, I applaud you!
