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oh dear god!!! help me, please i have just realised i am a crazy cat lady of the virtual kind          ...on pinterest... i own one hundred and three cats.. and still want more.... please dear god... help me save from myself... and this odd compuction for more cats's for consecratation to my virtual feline nation and  continuing attraction to cute kitten paws wait i have had a thought at least they don't shed cat hair, in the wardrobe drawers ... or leave unpleasant gifts on the laundry floor.... i don't have to feed them or let them out the door so when i think about it i mose well have more call me the catlady sublime...
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Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 4:56 AM UTC
crazy cat lady
oh dear god!!! help me, please i have just realised i am a crazy cat lady of the virtual kind          ...on pinterest... i own one hundred and three cats.. and still want more.... please dear god... help me save from myself... and this odd compuction for more cats's for consecratation to my virtual feline nation and  continuing attraction to cute kitten paws wait i have had a thought at least they don't shed cat hair, in the wardrobe drawers ... or leave unpleasant gifts on the laundry floor.... i don't have to feed them or let them out the door so when i think about it i mose well have more call me the catlady sublime...
with apologies to the little blucat. and to those who love cats just a bit of fun.
betterdays
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Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 4:56 AM UTC
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