Hallmark stories are awfully boring,
Every story gets me snoring,
'She was misunderstood' and stuff,
'He would never be good enough',
And she finds a new man through luck,
And he's a decent... buck,
But is he worth it?
'Oh, he's so perfect!',
And they are like oil and fire,
They're gunna burn their bed down,
But they get along well, I guess,
And do things they won't confess,
And then suddenly they break up,
And get back together,
Contrived circumstances-
And wedding advances,
But it's never mentioned-
How three years later,
With a baby on her knee,
How lonely marriage can be,
Cause he's got a drinking habit,
And she's scarred to bring it up,
The baby's bruises are rough,
He's just misunderstood and stuff.
Sep 18, 2020
Sep 18, 2020 at 8:50 PM UTC
Hallmark stories are awfully boring,
Every story gets me snoring,
'She was misunderstood' and stuff,
'He would never be good enough',
And she finds a new man through luck,
And he's a decent... buck,
But is he worth it?
'Oh, he's so perfect!',
And they are like oil and fire,
They're gunna burn their bed down,
But they get along well, I guess,
And do things they won't confess,
And then suddenly they break up,
And get back together,
Contrived circumstances-
And wedding advances,
But it's never mentioned-
How three years later,
With a baby on her knee,
How lonely marriage can be,
Cause he's got a drinking habit,
And she's scarred to bring it up,
The baby's bruises are rough,
He's just misunderstood and stuff.
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