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Hello everybody. My name is Neal and I'm your tour guide. The first creature that we will see is a koala, to your right. Do you know that koala's have fingerprints very similar to those of humans? So much so that their prints have been mistaken for a human's at crime scenes? Anyways, this leads us to ask some very important questions: are methods of finding criminals therefore unreliable? Is it truly possible to avoid imprisoning those that are innocent? Is reality merely an allusion? Or, more importantly, was it my boyfriend John with the good fashion sense that took my hairbrush? Or was it that little ***** Bernard that is hiding in the top left corner? Anyways, to your left you'll see our world renowned snail tank. Snails can sleep for up to three years at a time....
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Jul 6, 2018
Jul 6, 2018 at 10:02 PM UTC
Tour Guide
Hello everybody. My name is Neal and I'm your tour guide. The first creature that we will see is a koala, to your right. Do you know that koala's have fingerprints very similar to those of humans? So much so that their prints have been mistaken for a human's at crime scenes? Anyways, this leads us to ask some very important questions: are methods of finding criminals therefore unreliable? Is it truly possible to avoid imprisoning those that are innocent? Is reality merely an allusion? Or, more importantly, was it my boyfriend John with the good fashion sense that took my hairbrush? Or was it that little ***** Bernard that is hiding in the top left corner? Anyways, to your left you'll see our world renowned snail tank. Snails can sleep for up to three years at a time....
Koalas actually do have similar finger prints and snails can sleep for up to three years
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Jul 6, 2018
Jul 6, 2018 at 10:02 PM UTC
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