There was a young man from Zagreb
Whose pencil ran out of lead
He went to the quack
Whose answer to that
Was use a biro instead
There was a vicar from the Tyne
Who put all his sermons online
A woman wrote please,
I'm weak at the knees
Here's my address, what's thine?
The Prime Minister went for a walk
Invited a woman to talk
She said "If you want a bang you can jolly well scram"
He said Do you know who I am?"
Jul 9, 2012
Jul 9, 2012 at 2:41 PM UTC
There was a young man from Zagreb
Whose pencil ran out of lead
He went to the quack
Whose answer to that
Was use a biro instead
There was a vicar from the Tyne
Who put all his sermons online
A woman wrote please,
I'm weak at the knees
Here's my address, what's thine?
The Prime Minister went for a walk
Invited a woman to talk
She said "If you want a bang you can jolly well scram"
He said Do you know who I am?"
No, no more limericks...that way madness lies!
