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A seldom ill-natured arrangement. The owl and the pussycat were - Wound up to a frightful derangement At the sight of the entrepreneur. The rascal decided to venture In hiring their beautiful boat The owl nearly choked on his denture On finding it steered by a goat. The owl and his friend Set out to pretend To not even care about steering. So on it's return They planned that they'd burn The sails so they both started cheering. The goat was no longer a sailor of seas. He took up employment in processing cheese. The owl and his mate would never berate A contract with dodgy tycoons. They're happier though to go with the flow, And sail with the help of balloons.
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Mar 18, 2017
Mar 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC
Boat for Hire (Billy and Nanny need not apply).
A seldom ill-natured arrangement. The owl and the pussycat were - Wound up to a frightful derangement At the sight of the entrepreneur. The rascal decided to venture In hiring their beautiful boat The owl nearly choked on his denture On finding it steered by a goat. The owl and his friend Set out to pretend To not even care about steering. So on it's return They planned that they'd burn The sails so they both started cheering. The goat was no longer a sailor of seas. He took up employment in processing cheese. The owl and his mate would never berate A contract with dodgy tycoons. They're happier though to go with the flow, And sail with the help of balloons.
The owl and pussycat series finale (so far.)
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Dundee, Scotland
Mar 18, 2017
Mar 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC
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