i was watching
Shane's funeral
beautiful
and deservingly so
and i wondered
who would come to my funeral???
(debt collectors
police
2 x-wives
DEA)
(surely
i'm heading to purgatory)
perhaps she'll come
the woman who wants to be a mortician
i meant her at the liquor store
i answered her ad
in the A.P. press,
it read, as follows:
Female, a young 60
likes UFO stories
and exorcisms
loves to watch autopsies,
has a potato chip
that looks like D. Trump!
(not for sale)
will be in front of BY-WAY Liquor store
7 a.m. Tuesday. Gladys.
and one thing
led to another
SO,
here i am
and the the smoke
from the camp
fire's
burning my eyes
i'm on my 18th can
of miller light
Gladys and me
are looking for
UFO s
Feb 13, 2024
Feb 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM UTC
i was watching
Shane's funeral
beautiful
and deservingly so
and i wondered
who would come to my funeral???
(debt collectors
police
2 x-wives
DEA)
(surely
i'm heading to purgatory)
perhaps she'll come
the woman who wants to be a mortician
i meant her at the liquor store
i answered her ad
in the A.P. press,
it read, as follows:
Female, a young 60
likes UFO stories
and exorcisms
loves to watch autopsies,
has a potato chip
that looks like D. Trump!
(not for sale)
will be in front of BY-WAY Liquor store
7 a.m. Tuesday. Gladys.
and one thing
led to another
SO,
here i am
and the the smoke
from the camp
fire's
burning my eyes
i'm on my 18th can
of miller light
Gladys and me
are looking for
UFO s
