Don’t forget to wash
Your hands after you’ve
Been to the toilet
Auntie said and don’t
Talk with your mouth full
Or at the dining
Table during meals
And always stand when
A lady enters
The room it’s basic
Manners Colin just
Basic manners and
If you must share the
Bacon rind with the
**** dog make sure his
Lips don’t touch yours and
Colin nodded his
Head slowly making
No reply keeping
His mouth closed during
The meal stood each time
His aunt entered the
Room from the kitchen
And wondered if his
Auntie knew it was
He who wrote the short
Scribbled poem on
The toilet wall and
If she had whether
She had smiled or laughed
Secretly to her
Self at the humour
Or maybe in her
Grumpiness didn’t
Give a **** at all.
Apr 9, 2016
Apr 9, 2016 at 3:20 AM UTC
Don’t forget to wash
Your hands after you’ve
Been to the toilet
Auntie said and don’t
Talk with your mouth full
Or at the dining
Table during meals
And always stand when
A lady enters
The room it’s basic
Manners Colin just
Basic manners and
If you must share the
Bacon rind with the
**** dog make sure his
Lips don’t touch yours and
Colin nodded his
Head slowly making
No reply keeping
His mouth closed during
The meal stood each time
His aunt entered the
Room from the kitchen
And wondered if his
Auntie knew it was
He who wrote the short
Scribbled poem on
The toilet wall and
If she had whether
She had smiled or laughed
Secretly to her
Self at the humour
Or maybe in her
Grumpiness didn’t
Give a **** at all.
