In the land of the free
People look at an absent God
To lead them the way
To show them how to use their liberty
They trade their precious privacy
For the right to bear machinery
Second amendment über alles
Individualities despite casualties
They distrust DC ****
Consider them corrupt vultures
So in order to cure democracy
They bow down for authority
And Christian conservatives
Look at liberals in disdain
Inside strip clubs and *******
Where praying holds a different meaning
The United States of Absurdity
Shouldn’t take itself too seriously
The true leaders of an absurd world
The U.S. of Hurray
Mar 21, 2016
Mar 21, 2016 at 8:18 AM UTC
In the land of the free
People look at an absent God
To lead them the way
To show them how to use their liberty
They trade their precious privacy
For the right to bear machinery
Second amendment über alles
Individualities despite casualties
They distrust DC ****
Consider them corrupt vultures
So in order to cure democracy
They bow down for authority
And Christian conservatives
Look at liberals in disdain
Inside strip clubs and *******
Where praying holds a different meaning
The United States of Absurdity
Shouldn’t take itself too seriously
The true leaders of an absurd world
The U.S. of Hurray
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