Baa Humbug to the world this day
Its stupid time of year
See madness in the peoples eyes
All rushing face the fear
So what its Christmas soon I say
Baa Humbug to you all
Your mad and crazy for the trick
It almost makes me crawl
Yes Santa go and swing ya pants
And stuff ya stupid tree
Pine needles still in June my ***
They hurt my lickl'e feet
A present yeah some socks a pair
Oh thanks I'm really chuffed ..
Sent smelly stuff from who I care
Yes great I smell of farts
I look like I'm all bothered
I really want all this
Cant do with all the hassle
With my cookings crap as hell
Baa Humbug to this time of year
I hate it all the time
When Reli's turn up Christmas cheer
And drink all of me wine
Sod the fact that that's all gone
Won't see them for a year
So Santa sling ya hook again
go find some others pies
Cos mine are staying right in here
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Baa Humbug be the time
Nov 24, 2012
Nov 24, 2012 at 3:52 AM UTC
Baa Humbug to the world this day
Its stupid time of year
See madness in the peoples eyes
All rushing face the fear
So what its Christmas soon I say
Baa Humbug to you all
Your mad and crazy for the trick
It almost makes me crawl
Yes Santa go and swing ya pants
And stuff ya stupid tree
Pine needles still in June my ***
They hurt my lickl'e feet
A present yeah some socks a pair
Oh thanks I'm really chuffed ..
Sent smelly stuff from who I care
Yes great I smell of farts
I look like I'm all bothered
I really want all this
Cant do with all the hassle
With my cookings crap as hell
Baa Humbug to this time of year
I hate it all the time
When Reli's turn up Christmas cheer
And drink all of me wine
Sod the fact that that's all gone
Won't see them for a year
So Santa sling ya hook again
go find some others pies
Cos mine are staying right in here
..................................
Baa Humbug be the time
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