Most people never move more than 50 miles from the place where they were raised. It is a thirty minute walk from the mall
where your name was misheard by an animatronic bear in the guise of Leonard Bernstein. (A message from God
just for you, and your father
went along with it.)
It was in a motel not a thirty minute walk from there, where you spent a solitary night in truest infamy.
You are the most seen and known person to have ever lived.
Everyone already knows why you did it.
Nov 26, 2025
Nov 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM UTC
Most people never move more than 50 miles from the place where they were raised. It is a thirty minute walk from the mall
where your name was misheard by an animatronic bear in the guise of Leonard Bernstein. (A message from God
just for you, and your father
went along with it.)
It was in a motel not a thirty minute walk from there, where you spent a solitary night in truest infamy.
You are the most seen and known person to have ever lived.
Everyone already knows why you did it.