"Uuh, dude, your Hubris is showing.
Watch your fuckin' tongue, man.
It's cool to express yourself,
but now you're just being a ****
Hold thy beloved charientisms,
thy ****** knives in velvet sleeves:
You don't exactly seem to understand
the true power of those Words
you propagate so 'knowingly,'
as if a monkey with his own ****
but, if you do realize what you say:
you're a ******* *******
Well, which are you:
a tactless, spiteful,
foolish hypocrite,
or
an affectatious egoist
of a hypocrite?
I'd wager
an unhealthy balance
that it's both.
I've seen it for years.
You assume a lot
for how little you know.
You step on other people's sentences
with a mastered matter-of-fact tone
regardless of how true
those facts you spew
even ******* are.
There you go again,
borrowing other people's ****
without expressed consent
nor explicit intention to return;
we have a word for that, I think.
Either your behavior and morality
totally adapt to your surroundings,
and/or you're a ******* Hypocrite Fool.
Either way,
you cannot be trusted
once a back is turned.
Honestly,
if I had to guess,
I'd be hard-pressed to give you
the benefit of the doubt
by assuming the level
of consideration required
for maliciousness.
You just want all of your stuff for you,
and all of everyone else's for you, too,
and the crux is
you'll feign being pleasant
just until you get it,
then you come out of your ******* cocoon
and get all high and mighty, entitled, and condescending.
Last one on the bandwagon,
first one to throw a stone;
you're a real fuckin' winner!
All you tend to do
every time I chill with you
is berate others- oh, I meant "advise" others,
who may well be better off than you,
for having many problems
which you either could not understand,
or with which you find yourself,
you ******* Fool.
Every time I wonder
if I've become too indignant
as a direct result of your antics,
you remove my self-doubt
and reaffirm my reservations
by eating all my ******* cheese
or talking **** on my friends
behind the back of whoever it is
who has their back turned at the moment.
When will you learn?
When will you mature?
I guess nothing changes
if we tolerate **** in our faces.
Tread lightly, Elephant,
for you tread 'pon thin-ass ice."
Mar 12, 2014
Mar 12, 2014 at 1:49 PM UTC
"Uuh, dude, your Hubris is showing.
Watch your fuckin' tongue, man.
It's cool to express yourself,
but now you're just being a ****
Hold thy beloved charientisms,
thy ****** knives in velvet sleeves:
You don't exactly seem to understand
the true power of those Words
you propagate so 'knowingly,'
as if a monkey with his own ****
but, if you do realize what you say:
you're a ******* *******
Well, which are you:
a tactless, spiteful,
foolish hypocrite,
or
an affectatious egoist
of a hypocrite?
I'd wager
an unhealthy balance
that it's both.
I've seen it for years.
You assume a lot
for how little you know.
You step on other people's sentences
with a mastered matter-of-fact tone
regardless of how true
those facts you spew
even ******* are.
There you go again,
borrowing other people's ****
without expressed consent
nor explicit intention to return;
we have a word for that, I think.
Either your behavior and morality
totally adapt to your surroundings,
and/or you're a ******* Hypocrite Fool.
Either way,
you cannot be trusted
once a back is turned.
Honestly,
if I had to guess,
I'd be hard-pressed to give you
the benefit of the doubt
by assuming the level
of consideration required
for maliciousness.
You just want all of your stuff for you,
and all of everyone else's for you, too,
and the crux is
you'll feign being pleasant
just until you get it,
then you come out of your ******* cocoon
and get all high and mighty, entitled, and condescending.
Last one on the bandwagon,
first one to throw a stone;
you're a real fuckin' winner!
All you tend to do
every time I chill with you
is berate others- oh, I meant "advise" others,
who may well be better off than you,
for having many problems
which you either could not understand,
or with which you find yourself,
you ******* Fool.
Every time I wonder
if I've become too indignant
as a direct result of your antics,
you remove my self-doubt
and reaffirm my reservations
by eating all my ******* cheese
or talking **** on my friends
behind the back of whoever it is
who has their back turned at the moment.
When will you learn?
When will you mature?
I guess nothing changes
if we tolerate **** in our faces.
Tread lightly, Elephant,
for you tread 'pon thin-ass ice."
It takes one to know one, ************
I add that so as to not forget that I've been that ******* too.
The best I can do
about anything in my past I wish I could change
is learn from it
that I may preclude such folly
in the future.
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