City Slicker was lost in the bush -
two days without food
and no water
(battery in his smartphone died
so he couldn't google how to survive)
and then he stumbled into a farm
and he found a nice big cow
and he started drinking its milk straight off
But naive City Slicker, he died
How?
The cow sat down
Oct 9, 2014
Oct 9, 2014 at 5:36 AM UTC
City Slicker was lost in the bush -
two days without food
and no water
(battery in his smartphone died
so he couldn't google how to survive)
and then he stumbled into a farm
and he found a nice big cow
and he started drinking its milk straight off
But naive City Slicker, he died
How?
The cow sat down
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