I get that beef fat and butter
in this day and age are a sin
and contribute to the decline
of myself and this earth
But, my lords and ladies,
I am weak
and beholden to the
grease shined smile
on stuffed chops
as my euphemistic dad ***
becomes ever more so,
ballooning to a middle age where
there be dragons
I plead mercy,
and perhaps some ice cream
Aug 4, 2020
Aug 4, 2020 at 2:35 AM UTC
I get that beef fat and butter
in this day and age are a sin
and contribute to the decline
of myself and this earth
But, my lords and ladies,
I am weak
and beholden to the
grease shined smile
on stuffed chops
as my euphemistic dad ***
becomes ever more so,
ballooning to a middle age where
there be dragons
I plead mercy,
and perhaps some ice cream
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