The manly cowboy
continued his travels
across the land,
of merry ole England,
drinking a little mead,
riding his steed.
Walking along one day
beside his horse,
says to his horse,
a question this way,
says he.
"What's your name?"
"Randall." she replied.
for his steed was a she.
"WHAT did you say?
What the hell kinda name is that?"
"And please pardon me for my language,
your answer took me by surprise."
"For your information kind sir,
i am highly educated
and well brought up.
what did you expect?
some silly name
like Bay
or Susie?
or ,
if i hailed from
your part of the world,
Cochise
or Blaze
or Cimmaron?
Oh no, i know,
you might
have very well
named me
General
Blueberry."
Scratching his head,
the manly cowboy
just looked askew,
completely anew,
at this fine steed.
Randall!
Off they trode,
adventures to be made,
fast becoming fine friends,
as they were
running the roads to the ends.
Many a new sight did they see,
then one day they happened upon
Queen E.
"That's one fine looking six shooter
you have there."
said the great ruler with
the neatly coiffed gray hair.
"May I?" asked she,
her royal hand outstretched.
Happy to oblige,
this woman who
has ruled so long,
seen so much.
Handing her his gun,
so carefully,
he inquired,
"Do you know how one of these things works Ma'm?"
asked he
"Don't be so silly
you manly cowboy.
Of course! "
said she,
With that,
she turned
and shot
every chamber bare,
six apples from
the tops of six heads
of her many heirs.
"Here, come join us."
said she,
"We're out for a ride
to look at the tide."
So the manly cowboy
threw in with the royal
mob for the day.
Riding far and wide
treated to vast
expanses and views,
and the eternal tide.
Having so much fun
shooting and riding,
out in the fresh air,
out in the sun.
At last evening approached
too fast and suddenly.
"What a day i have had,
one to always remember,
to recount over fires
many a coming night."
With that,
he took his leave,
tipped his hat,
and bowed to Queen E
so very gentlemanly.
Sep 14, 2015
Sep 14, 2015 at 12:34 PM UTC
The manly cowboy
continued his travels
across the land,
of merry ole England,
drinking a little mead,
riding his steed.
Walking along one day
beside his horse,
says to his horse,
a question this way,
says he.
"What's your name?"
"Randall." she replied.
for his steed was a she.
"WHAT did you say?
What the hell kinda name is that?"
"And please pardon me for my language,
your answer took me by surprise."
"For your information kind sir,
i am highly educated
and well brought up.
what did you expect?
some silly name
like Bay
or Susie?
or ,
if i hailed from
your part of the world,
Cochise
or Blaze
or Cimmaron?
Oh no, i know,
you might
have very well
named me
General
Blueberry."
Scratching his head,
the manly cowboy
just looked askew,
completely anew,
at this fine steed.
Randall!
Off they trode,
adventures to be made,
fast becoming fine friends,
as they were
running the roads to the ends.
Many a new sight did they see,
then one day they happened upon
Queen E.
"That's one fine looking six shooter
you have there."
said the great ruler with
the neatly coiffed gray hair.
"May I?" asked she,
her royal hand outstretched.
Happy to oblige,
this woman who
has ruled so long,
seen so much.
Handing her his gun,
so carefully,
he inquired,
"Do you know how one of these things works Ma'm?"
asked he
"Don't be so silly
you manly cowboy.
Of course! "
said she,
With that,
she turned
and shot
every chamber bare,
six apples from
the tops of six heads
of her many heirs.
"Here, come join us."
said she,
"We're out for a ride
to look at the tide."
So the manly cowboy
threw in with the royal
mob for the day.
Riding far and wide
treated to vast
expanses and views,
and the eternal tide.
Having so much fun
shooting and riding,
out in the fresh air,
out in the sun.
At last evening approached
too fast and suddenly.
"What a day i have had,
one to always remember,
to recount over fires
many a coming night."
With that,
he took his leave,
tipped his hat,
and bowed to Queen E
so very gentlemanly.
A collection, The Manly Cowboy, exists now for your reading ease. : )
