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***** whiskey, *** Turns out they don't make good dye At least not for a bunny with a DUI Still to make things worse this was his first year on the job Life in prison, it's not easy With so few places to hide your eggs And the people aren't so friendly To be blunt, eggs end up where they shouldn't be ***** ink, dirt Stained the bunnies fur unnaturally This holiday no candy baskets were delivered I'd like to see you hop with a ball and chain Two pictures in one day Newspaper headlines and a mug shot Easter's not so pretty with a black eye Drunk, resisting arrest, what a sad way for Easter to die
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Mar 18, 2012
Mar 18, 2012 at 11:10 PM UTC
Alcoholic Easter
***** whiskey, *** Turns out they don't make good dye At least not for a bunny with a DUI Still to make things worse this was his first year on the job Life in prison, it's not easy With so few places to hide your eggs And the people aren't so friendly To be blunt, eggs end up where they shouldn't be ***** ink, dirt Stained the bunnies fur unnaturally This holiday no candy baskets were delivered I'd like to see you hop with a ball and chain Two pictures in one day Newspaper headlines and a mug shot Easter's not so pretty with a black eye Drunk, resisting arrest, what a sad way for Easter to die
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Mar 18, 2012
Mar 18, 2012 at 11:10 PM UTC
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