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A country tale from round these parts Concerning potatoes none too large Now over the hedge as he rode by Old Dibber had a little spy There was his neighbour, fork and all Digging up spuds, but they were quite small. With a cheer he blurted out "Your spuds aren't much to shout about!" Quick and sharp came the retort "They're made for my mouth ba, not yours!"
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Sep 28, 2012
Sep 28, 2012 at 4:18 PM UTC
Digging up spuds
A country tale from round these parts Concerning potatoes none too large Now over the hedge as he rode by Old Dibber had a little spy There was his neighbour, fork and all Digging up spuds, but they were quite small. With a cheer he blurted out "Your spuds aren't much to shout about!" Quick and sharp came the retort "They're made for my mouth ba, not yours!"
ba = boy This is my attempt at a re-working of an old joke, inspired by Raj.
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Sep 28, 2012
Sep 28, 2012 at 4:18 PM UTC
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