What the Puke?

aaditya Poems

"Doctor Doctor, help me please!" squealed Vince little hurtfully. "What is it?", asked the doctor, "Why have you come to me?" "Dr. Lee, I think I swallowed a little thing I remember not." in a sheepish tone did he reply, the only excuse he had got. "Now now," consoled the doctor while softly rubbing his back, "it would help you ease out a bit, first get rid of your anorak." "Open your mouth, need to check it may be removed ****** he said. To ease the pain he thought something "Lay your head down on the bed". Using a flashlight he peeked into the throat of little Vince Susie. "It looks like some blue coloured piece. Now you remember what it could be?" "Actually," started Vince, "I know what I had swallowed. It is a Lego brick." "What?" gasped the Doctor in horror, "Are you choking?" asked with a crick. "No, I am serious." Vince replied stupidly. The doctor couldn't control his smile. "You need to **** now, need to get that out as a whole." "Doctor? Why you cursing me?" queried Vince, as he thought the Doctor swore. Doctor clarified he did not, "Kid, other work to do, I have a lot more." Gave him a brine solution and a bucket to puke into Vince drank the brine with a glug And now he needed a tissue. Swallowed the piece, painfully so, but out came rushing his ***** pouring into the bucket Lego brick shot like a comet. "Thank you doctor, you were most kind." said Vince thankfully so, "But now I must be excused, as it definitely is my time to go." "Wait up!" stopped Dr. Lee, "Who's gonna pay your fees, dear lad?" "I don't think I need to pay, as My mom says you are my dad." -awkward silence-