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once upon a time, my english teacher (a pict), blamed english soap opera (namely eastenders), for his students treating books like bricks, or at least door stoppers. yep, and the most entertaining drama i've seen unfold, was between my neighbour's dog, and my pavarotti's worth of a cat: every time it rains and his meowing, i'm an inch's worth close to phoning amnesty international on grounds of: human abuse... hate this ginger **** this castrated frankenstein monstrosity meowing all the time... it almost feels like i guillotined his ******** + testicles off, even though i'm the ******* of pedigree annoyance tactics... but, really? it must be the jazz pedigree in me, transitioning from classical music that really, gets me, i hate bands that disrespect bass guitarists... i'm either sly, or pedantic, or simply nerdy... i don't like bands that forget bass guitars, i like to think of them as a buffer criterium segregating rhythm guitar and the drums, bass guitars allow a harmony, listen to enough jazz, and you'll know - i like, and i also don't like bands like metallica... i must be deaf... i must have had a mumbai elephant stamp on my trombone's worth of owing an ear, but i can't hear drums... so i must be deaf... i know the bass is there, but it's subtle... too subtle for my liking, it might be a guilt-ridden thing, having lost cliff burton... but i have to be a bit deaf guarding a reminder... i have no respect for bands that hide the bass, and bask in rhythm guitars and drums... sorry, but bass guitar is a crucial mediatory medium of what comes after: either solo guitar or the already apparent "stage fright" of vocal exfoliation... and that's truly the case, the most "soap opera" i've seen these days, was staged by my ginger-ninja and my neighbour's ***** when people become too docile to become interesting or entertaining, you revise yourself using animals as a blank slate... and i must be deaf, i can't hear any bass guitar on the majority of metallica's songs... devil's dance is besides the point, being stated; just call me deaf and we'll be ripping a dollar bill to the hush of: evens.
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Aug 30, 2017
Aug 30, 2017 at 7:36 PM UTC
i must be deaf
once upon a time, my english teacher (a pict), blamed english soap opera (namely eastenders), for his students treating books like bricks, or at least door stoppers. yep, and the most entertaining drama i've seen unfold, was between my neighbour's dog, and my pavarotti's worth of a cat: every time it rains and his meowing, i'm an inch's worth close to phoning amnesty international on grounds of: human abuse... hate this ginger **** this castrated frankenstein monstrosity meowing all the time... it almost feels like i guillotined his ******** + testicles off, even though i'm the ******* of pedigree annoyance tactics... but, really? it must be the jazz pedigree in me, transitioning from classical music that really, gets me, i hate bands that disrespect bass guitarists... i'm either sly, or pedantic, or simply nerdy... i don't like bands that forget bass guitars, i like to think of them as a buffer criterium segregating rhythm guitar and the drums, bass guitars allow a harmony, listen to enough jazz, and you'll know - i like, and i also don't like bands like metallica... i must be deaf... i must have had a mumbai elephant stamp on my trombone's worth of owing an ear, but i can't hear drums... so i must be deaf... i know the bass is there, but it's subtle... too subtle for my liking, it might be a guilt-ridden thing, having lost cliff burton... but i have to be a bit deaf guarding a reminder... i have no respect for bands that hide the bass, and bask in rhythm guitars and drums... sorry, but bass guitar is a crucial mediatory medium of what comes after: either solo guitar or the already apparent "stage fright" of vocal exfoliation... and that's truly the case, the most "soap opera" i've seen these days, was staged by my ginger-ninja and my neighbour's ***** when people become too docile to become interesting or entertaining, you revise yourself using animals as a blank slate... and i must be deaf, i can't hear any bass guitar on the majority of metallica's songs... devil's dance is besides the point, being stated; just call me deaf and we'll be ripping a dollar bill to the hush of: evens.
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Aug 30, 2017
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