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*No, no, no, Dirtbreath. I say we call the big one an elephant, and the small one a mouse*.                                              Eve I'm sure red's a better color for me.                                               M. Monroe She has a face that could sink a thousand ships.                                               Ulysses *Now that Hawking's dead, I'm the smartest guy on Earth.*                                              D. Trump You're too Jung to understand the Superego.                                               S. Freud No. You keep it. I have enough.                                               B. Graham Are you sure that's the Delaware?                                               G. Washington E=Mc Donalds.                                               A. Einstein Go pound salt.                                               Gandhi What day is it?                                                Roosevelt That's one small.... oops!                                                N. Armstrong I don't remember any of my dreams.                                                M.L. King, Jr. Hey, John, I can see your house from up here.                                                 Jesus Beaches, fields, streets, hills. Did I leave anything out?                                                 W. Churchill Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I wrote 'em all.                                                  R. Starr It's just too big to wrap your brain around.                                                  S. Hawking Don't lose your head. This won't change a thing.                                                   Robespierre Before I was fined, I walked the line.                                                    J. Cash Could you lengthen the title and shorten the book?                                                   Tolstoy's editor What if we put the workers on conveyor belts?                                                    H. Ford I have a splitting headache... hmmm, interesting.                                                    Oppenheimer I've never liked orange juice.                                                     N. Brown Really? You want to blame me?                                                     ****** He stings like a butterfly.                                                      S. Liston #timesup #metoo                                                      A. Boleyn Mr. Watson. Come here. Spare me a dime?                                                       Bell Roebuck said he'd be back in ten minutes.                                                       R.W. Sears To be or to do be do be do.                                                       Shakespeare/Sinatra *When you call me Whitey, I get cotton pickin ****** off.*                                                       E. Whitney We're the team to beat!                                                       Toronto Maple Leafs Don't call me a Mother!                                                       Mother Theresa Is that a Cuban?                                                       M. Lewinsky
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Apr 30, 2018
Apr 30, 2018 at 6:50 AM UTC
Did They Really Say That
*No, no, no, Dirtbreath. I say we call the big one an elephant, and the small one a mouse*.                                              Eve I'm sure red's a better color for me.                                               M. Monroe She has a face that could sink a thousand ships.                                               Ulysses *Now that Hawking's dead, I'm the smartest guy on Earth.*                                              D. Trump You're too Jung to understand the Superego.                                               S. Freud No. You keep it. I have enough.                                               B. Graham Are you sure that's the Delaware?                                               G. Washington E=Mc Donalds.                                               A. Einstein Go pound salt.                                               Gandhi What day is it?                                                Roosevelt That's one small.... oops!                                                N. Armstrong I don't remember any of my dreams.                                                M.L. King, Jr. Hey, John, I can see your house from up here.                                                 Jesus Beaches, fields, streets, hills. Did I leave anything out?                                                 W. Churchill Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I wrote 'em all.                                                  R. Starr It's just too big to wrap your brain around.                                                  S. Hawking Don't lose your head. This won't change a thing.                                                   Robespierre Before I was fined, I walked the line.                                                    J. Cash Could you lengthen the title and shorten the book?                                                   Tolstoy's editor What if we put the workers on conveyor belts?                                                    H. Ford I have a splitting headache... hmmm, interesting.                                                    Oppenheimer I've never liked orange juice.                                                     N. Brown Really? You want to blame me?                                                     ****** He stings like a butterfly.                                                      S. Liston #timesup #metoo                                                      A. Boleyn Mr. Watson. Come here. Spare me a dime?                                                       Bell Roebuck said he'd be back in ten minutes.                                                       R.W. Sears To be or to do be do be do.                                                       Shakespeare/Sinatra *When you call me Whitey, I get cotton pickin ****** off.*                                                       E. Whitney We're the team to beat!                                                       Toronto Maple Leafs Don't call me a Mother!                                                       Mother Theresa Is that a Cuban?                                                       M. Lewinsky
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