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1. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 2. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! 3. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
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Oct 28, 2015
Oct 28, 2015 at 11:49 AM UTC
Joker day the jokes on me-
1. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 2. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! 3. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
bill-murray
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Oct 28, 2015
Oct 28, 2015 at 11:49 AM UTC
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