In fair Stratford-on-Avon
Is where we set our stage,
This town where
Our Bard was born,
The man for all ages.
In The White Swan
John's son, Will,
Was rightly being toasted.
Young Will had a way with words,
And used his quill
To turn girls' heads
Toward his finest,
His best bed.
Halfway down Market Street,
Just before the Barber's,
Lived the Hathaway girl, Ann.
Some locals called her Cougar.
Will didn't know how old she was
For she didn't look her age.
A few months on,
Her belly grown
They held a cross-bow wedding.
Ensuing vows
The reception crowd
Filed into The White Swan,
Raised their tankards
To toast the couple
With this Avon song:
*Shakespeare hath
His will with her,
But Ann hath-a-way.*
Apr 3, 2015
Apr 3, 2015 at 10:58 AM UTC
In fair Stratford-on-Avon
Is where we set our stage,
This town where
Our Bard was born,
The man for all ages.
In The White Swan
John's son, Will,
Was rightly being toasted.
Young Will had a way with words,
And used his quill
To turn girls' heads
Toward his finest,
His best bed.
Halfway down Market Street,
Just before the Barber's,
Lived the Hathaway girl, Ann.
Some locals called her Cougar.
Will didn't know how old she was
For she didn't look her age.
A few months on,
Her belly grown
They held a cross-bow wedding.
Ensuing vows
The reception crowd
Filed into The White Swan,
Raised their tankards
To toast the couple
With this Avon song:
*Shakespeare hath
His will with her,
But Ann hath-a-way.*
Shakespeare, in his Will, left "his best bed" and only his best bed to his wife, Anne Hathaway. Oh, and it was a cross-bow wedding.
