He was the worst **** star in the world
his thinking ability had the pace of a snail
and in the first movie he ever made
someone had to show the man how
You could not even say action on the set
for it would ensure a nervous twitch
and if a clapper clapped, he'd need a number two
he was one awkward son of a b*tch
You may say hey why employ a man like that
are you and your production team crazy
and in a breath of nonchalant's they'd whisper back
hell no my dear friend, just additionally lazy
Well the bill boards say
The C**ck That Got Away
and the money is pouring in good and swell
for the worst **** star in the world
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
Sep 6, 2013
Sep 6, 2013 at 5:32 PM UTC
He was the worst **** star in the world
his thinking ability had the pace of a snail
and in the first movie he ever made
someone had to show the man how
You could not even say action on the set
for it would ensure a nervous twitch
and if a clapper clapped, he'd need a number two
he was one awkward son of a b*tch
You may say hey why employ a man like that
are you and your production team crazy
and in a breath of nonchalant's they'd whisper back
hell no my dear friend, just additionally lazy
Well the bill boards say
The C**ck That Got Away
and the money is pouring in good and swell
for the worst **** star in the world
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
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