'You were an adequate mother in that I technically survived to adulthood so thanks, I guess'
'I know you and you’re in the hospital and it’d be cool if that last part wasn’t true because I’m tired of having to pick up your extra shifts at work'
'You accidentally made a baby and this is me pretending that you’re not going to **** up that thing’s future'
The greeting card industry lacks.
May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 12:48 AM UTC
'You were an adequate mother in that I technically survived to adulthood so thanks, I guess'
'I know you and you’re in the hospital and it’d be cool if that last part wasn’t true because I’m tired of having to pick up your extra shifts at work'
'You accidentally made a baby and this is me pretending that you’re not going to **** up that thing’s future'
The greeting card industry lacks.
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