Meet my dog Peeve.
Please, feel free to pet Peeve.
Also, feel free to talk too loudly and wake up my children,
Feel free to eat the rest of my food without asking,
Feel free to finish the toilet paper roll and not replace it,
Feel free to interrupt me when I’m talking about my summer vacation,
Feel free to listen to loud music while I’m trying to relax,
Feel free to take credit for everybody else’s accomplishments,
Feel free to take everything that anybody’s ever done for you for granted, and continue living a thankless existence, while thinking the world owes you something you’ve never deserved.
But most of all, feel free to pet Peeve.