I bought a brand new pillow
It looks really nice
It's pink and oh so fluffy
I can't wait to give it a try
It's been a tiring day
I'm feeling rather dead
I think I'll head off now
To rest my weary head
NOM! NOM! NOM!
What the Hell is happening?
Where has my hair gone?
Why is my pillow growling?
And what is it chewing on?
I tell myself it's not real
And lay back down to dream
But then I feel teeth on my head
And I can't help but scream
NOM! NOM! NOM!
My pillow really is eating
And I'm now missing a nose
The pillow's getting fatter
As it's belly grows
I try to run away from it
But the fluffiness darts across the room
It's gnashing at my toes
This fluffy pillow of doom
NOM! NOM! NOM!
I think I'll test things out
Before buying any more bedding
I think I've finally lost the plot
This pillow's done my head in
I set the thing on fire
And ripped it into shreds
There's no way I'm letting
That thing back under my head!
-Harry Potter reference: I just realized after posting this that with no hair or nose, I would look like Voldemort!-
Mar 2, 2013
Mar 2, 2013 at 11:16 PM UTC
I bought a brand new pillow
It looks really nice
It's pink and oh so fluffy
I can't wait to give it a try
It's been a tiring day
I'm feeling rather dead
I think I'll head off now
To rest my weary head
NOM! NOM! NOM!
What the Hell is happening?
Where has my hair gone?
Why is my pillow growling?
And what is it chewing on?
I tell myself it's not real
And lay back down to dream
But then I feel teeth on my head
And I can't help but scream
NOM! NOM! NOM!
My pillow really is eating
And I'm now missing a nose
The pillow's getting fatter
As it's belly grows
I try to run away from it
But the fluffiness darts across the room
It's gnashing at my toes
This fluffy pillow of doom
NOM! NOM! NOM!
I think I'll test things out
Before buying any more bedding
I think I've finally lost the plot
This pillow's done my head in
I set the thing on fire
And ripped it into shreds
There's no way I'm letting
That thing back under my head!
-Harry Potter reference: I just realized after posting this that with no hair or nose, I would look like Voldemort!-
I have quite a strange imagination, wouldn't you agree?
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